Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar
- ISBN-10
- 0062102249
- ISBN-13
- 9780062102249
- Category
- Biography & Autobiography
- Pages
- 336
- Language
- English
- Published
- 2013-04-02
- Publisher
- Harper Collins
- Author
- Kelly Oxford
Description
Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar
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