488 Rules for Life is not a self-help book, because it's not you who needs help, it's other people. Whether they're walking and texting, asphyxiating you on public transport with their noxious perfume cloud, or leaving one useless square of toilet paper on the roll, a lot of people just don't know the rules. But thanks to Kitty Flanagan's comprehensive guide to modern behaviour, our world will soon be a much better place. A place where people don't ruin the fruit salad by putting banana in it ... where your co-workers respect your olfactory system and don't reheat their fish curry in the office microwave ... where middle aged men don't have ponytails ...What started as a joke on Kitty Flanagan's popular segment on ABC TV's The Weekly, is now a quintessential reference book with the power to change society. (Or, at least, make it a bit less irritating.) What people are (Kitty Flanagan is) saying about this book: 'You're welcome everyone.''Thank god for me.''I'd rather be sad and lonely, but right.''There's not actually 488 rules in here but it sure feels like it'.
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Reproduction of E W Cole's famous TFunny Picture Book', first published in 1879, contains myriad of puzzles, exercises, poems, stories and amusing illustrations.
This book tells the inside story of his years in television.
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Be it politics, age, vegans, relatives, Australian, lawyers, accountants, car salesmen, and, yes, even sex, this book has a joke or an insult for everyone.
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Have you heard the one about . . . If not, you're sure to find it (and many more) in this collection of popular jokes, particularly if you don't mind if it's occasionally sexist, ageist, blondest or politically incorrect.
488 Rules for Life is Kitty Flanagan's way of making the world a more pleasant place to live.
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