The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
- ISBN-10
- 0595261450
- ISBN-13
- 9780595261451
- Series
- The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
- Category
- Fiction
- Pages
- 442
- Language
- English
- Published
- 2002
- Publisher
- iUniverse
- Author
- Christopher Morrill
Description
Vampires have secretly grown wealthy behind the scenes for centuries, involved in monumental tasks such as overthrowing governments, and mundane ones like running local strip clubs. But instead of viewing things from afar, they like to plunging headfirst into debauchery themselves. In modern times, the sexy unofficial vampire boss gets in deep trouble after her group's move to St. Louis. Along with her right hand vamp "Scummy" (who battles an eternal hangover, an everlasting erection and extreme lack of couth) and a cast of other assorted degenerates, they must prepare for one last battle against an old antagonist from days past. None of this is made easier by the training of new "rookie" vampire, a local St. Louis "hoosier", along the way. Imagine if vampires were far more human than anyone gives them credit for but too rich, too bored, and too immortal to play by any of the rules.
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