Deep Thoughts
- ISBN-10
- 0751517054
- ISBN-13
- 9780751517057
- Category
- American wit and humor
- Pages
- 96
- Language
- English
- Published
- 1996-09-05
- Publisher
- Sphere
- Author
- Jack Handey
Description
A collection of inspirations for the uninspired, this work offers an antidote to the meaningful muses of the New Age. Designed for the natural born cynic, it contains thoughts on children, literature and losing your keys.
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