Real Ponies Don't Go Oink!
- ISBN-10
- 0805021078
- ISBN-13
- 9780805021073
- Category
- Humor
- Pages
- 208
- Language
- English
- Published
- 1992-06-15
- Publisher
- Macmillan
- Author
- Patrick F. McManus
Description
The author journeys through the great outdoors with tales of Rancid Crabtree, Retch Sweeney, Game Warden Sneed, and fish-eating shrimp in Lake Blight
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