599 Things You Should Never Do

599 Things You Should Never Do
ISBN-10
0809233681
ISBN-13
9780809233687
Category
Quotations
Pages
212
Language
English
Published
1995
Publisher
Contemporary Books
Author
Ed Morrow

Description

In this clever compendium, hundreds of notables share their wise and witty admonitions on everything from dating to dentists, poker to punctuality, tipping to temptation.

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