How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!

How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!
ISBN-10
0811846660
ISBN-13
9780811846660
Category
Humor / General
Pages
160
Language
English
Published
2003-02
Publisher
Chronicle Books
Authors
James Dignan, Neil Zawacki

Description

A delightfully evil gift, How to Be a Villain is a step-by-step guide to joining the forces of darkness. Because, though villains may never win, they sure have more fun, hatching master plans for world domination, smoothing their dastardly tights. Neil Zawacki answers all the most urgent questions: Should I go with a black or red theme? Do I invest in an army of winged monkeys or ninja warriors? And just where will I put the evil hideout? Whether readers choose to pursue a career as a Criminal Mastermind, Mad Scientist, Corporate Bastard, or just a Wanna-be Evil Genius, they are sure to find plenty of tips for jumpstarting any evil enterprise. Cheaper than attending the annual bad guy conference and way more fun than being good, How to Be a Villain is guaranteed to elicit deep-throated evil laughs across the land.

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