Silly Haunted House Jokes

Riddles feature ghosts, supernatural creatures, and haunted houses.

The Ghost of Slappy
By R. L. Stine
Slappy's back as a ghost! And this time, the only thing you'll play is hide-and-go-shriek!
Thief of Always
By Clive Barker, Kris Oprisko
After a mysterious stranger promises to end his boredom with a trip to the magical Holiday House, ten-year-old Harvey learns that his fun has a high price.
Horror House
By H. I. Larry
When the power goes out all over town, Zac's SpyPad intercepts a message from BIG The address in the message leads him to a creepy house that's full of surprises. Will Zac get to the bottom of BIG's plans? Or has he walked into a trap?
The Winchester Horror
By William F. Nolan, Eric Powell, Earl Geier
"Halloween night, 1997.
Haunted House
By Jonathan Sutherland, Simon Farrell
Haunted House
Grains of Truth
By Michael Berman, Margaret Taylor
Grains of Truth
The Graves Family
By Patricia Polacco
When the spooky Graves family moves to town and tries to fit in with the "normal" residents of Union City, everyone is in for a few surprises.
Callie
By Bill Thompson
It all ends one eerie night. Will it be too late for Callie?Buy it now!
House of Spirits and Whispers: The True Story of a Haunted House
By Annie Wilder
A compelling glimpse into the otherworldly nature of the spirits--protective forces, phantom pets, departed loved ones--that occupy Annie Wilder's haunted Victorian home. Original.
The Nightmare Room
By Chris Sorensen
Peter Larson is going home.