Bertie has shockingly dirty habits. Whenever he does anything dirty his family shouts, 'No, Bertie! That's dirty Bertie!' But there's one habit Bertie won't give up.
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos!
Bertie's sister has chickenpox and Bertie thinks that if he can catch it he will not have to go to school and admit he did not do his homework--and that is just the first problem that Bertie faces in this trio of stories.
A quintessentially English king? Pas du tout! Stephen Clarke argues that as 'Dirty Bertie', Edward learned all the essentials in life from the French.
In these three stories - "Worms!," "Manners!," and "Garbage!" - meet Dirty Bertie, a precocious boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full of madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further.
In this trio of tales, Bertie tries to catch his sister's horrible illness, finds himself partnering with his grandma at a dancing competition, and meets his match in a new babysitter who's even grubbier than he is!
Join Bertie as he proves the grumpy school custodian is a vampire, models the latest fashions, and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.
Join Bertie as he comes a cropper in A&E, goes swimming withouth his trunks, and takes part in an inter-schools quiz against Poshley Primary!
A Dirty Bertie collection to delight everyone who revels in his revolting ways! Enjoy the comic capers of Dirty Bertie - the world's grubbiest trouble magnet - in this bumper book of nine revolting stories from TROUBLE!, WORMS!and FETCH!
Bertie has shockingly dirty habits. Whenever he does something dirty his family shouts, 'No Bertie! That's dirty, Bertie!' But there's one habit Bertie won't give up ...
Funny stories featuring the worlds grubbiest trouble magnet.