Have you ever considered the possibility that there might be a voodoo doll of you? Whatever pain is inflicted into the doll, whether that be pins, heat, or physical manipulation, it simultaneously affects you. I often wonder if someone is using one of these dolls to manipulate my life. Their first vengeful act involved sticking pins across the head of the doll, thus giving me a headache. I suspect that my foe failed to take the pins out though, as two years have passed, and I've suffered the same constant headache ever since. Everyone gets headaches. For most, take some aspirin or sleep it off and presto, the headache magically vanishes. Let's pretend for a moment that these rules suddenly changed and your headache never went away. You woke up and went to sleep every day with the same headache, never knowing when or if it would ever stop. The rules changed for me. This memoir chronicles the journey I went on, as I attempted to solve the mystery behind the persistent headache.