Down-on-her-luck teacher, Daisy Clemmens, is about to learn some hard lessons. (Not like that, you perv.)Lesson OneNo matter how broke you are, never agree to a job that includes a rabid eight-year-old, requires a tetanus shot or where your boss is a sexy (and cranky) rock `n¿ roll god.Lesson TwoDo not, do not start to have tender, gooey feelings for the sexy commitment-phobe rock `n¿ roll god. You'll only get hurt.Lesson ThreeOkay so you've slept with the sexy rock `n¿ roll god. But it's not too late. Just whatever you do, don't fall in love. Whoops. Too late.Lesson FourNever love someone, even if they are a sexy rock `n¿ roll god, more than yourself.