The perfect book for anyone who’s ever had a legal question that seemed too odd or embarrassing to seek counsel, So Sue Me, Jackass! is a surprising and entertaining collection of factual and funny Q&As that combines engaging wit and sensible legal advice. Can you win monetary damages for bad sex? Can you get fired for being too fat? Can you sign your mother-in-law into a nursing home against her will? Attorney Amy Epstein Feldman and her sister, humor writer Robin Epstein address a wide range of legal issues encountered in daily life, including jobs, relationships, home, family, pets (yes, pets), privacy, and death—and they relate outrageous anecdotes of laugh-outloud legal fiascos. So Sue Me, Jackass! may not keep you out of litigation—but it will keep you in stitches.
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“It's called nervous laughter, you jackass. I laugh when I'm uncomfortable. So sue me. And here's a thought: Since we're stuck in here together, how about you try not being such a jerk for five minutes?” He said nothing, just continued ...
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“I told somebody in charge here that I didn't want my son spending one minute with you. They put me on the phone with your studio and some jackass threatened to sue me for the cost of your precious promotion, so I dropped it.
Kelly seemed not so much thirsty as unable to look at me. “Totally didn't expect to hear from you,” I said. ... “You going to sue me for your job back or something? ... “You were a jackass,” I mused, scanning the graffiti on the walls.
That's going to put Mangiocotti in very difficult spot. Also, no parent is going to ... So why did you call me?” “I'm scrambling to get a ... “The dad, Lincoln, is going to sue me for assaulting his jackass son, right?” “You got it.
“I could have just taken someone else with me and left you out of the loop completely,” she drawled, almost as if purposefully goading him. “So why don't you drop the jackass routine and be thankful that I'm letting you come along?
The sisters of Gamma Delta Rho just can’t agree whether the perfect man is rich or rugged.
The cop who pulled me over, when I explained about the fight with my girlfriend, told me that his wife'd just ... So sue us.” “The poor man was clearly just trying to make conversation.” “Maybe that's not a chance we're willing to take.