Based on the author's 15 years of professional MLB experience, this hilarious volume weaves together first-person anecdotes with behind-the-scenes shenanigans, providing insight into the "how" and "why" of everything that happens on and off the field. 50,000 first printing.
A brilliant, biting, bestselling satire from the foremost satirist in the English language of his generation.
"Chris Bachelder is a witty, compassionate troublemaker, and we need more like him." —George Saunders Here is the absorbing story of twenty-two men who gather every fall to painstakingly reenact what ESPN called “the most shocking play ...
Burnt Sienna is the bar book of heartache.
A baby's birth to George Elwood's wife on their South Carolina plantation threatens to cause a scandal, but the funeral of mother and child seems to ensure the truth will never be known.Years later Elwood's son, Thomas, is rescued from ...
This statement gives all the implications of suggesting that these children are throwbacks to a prior people somewhere in the distant past. Another curious point, when God decides to do away with all but Noah and his group, ...
Leaning against her was a young throwback boy, maybe seven or eight years old, with snow white fur. A bright happy smile lighting up his muzzle "Who are they?" The throwback boy asked after a moment's hesitation.
Welcome to Sandy Point, Oregon: a sleepy beach town that's home to a giant anchor statue, a sometimes-karaoke-bar, and Frosty's questionably legendary Sunday Sundae Surprise.
When he ran into the hall, he was greeted with the sight of not his father, but of another throwback. Whitestripe stared at the cat with a dumbstruck look on his muzzle. He'd seen other throwbacks of course, through the window of his ...
Winner of The Paris Review/Terry Southern Prize for Humor. Chris Bachelder is a witty, compassionate troublemaker, and we need more like him. --George Saunders
This is a book about pre-game rituals, what to look for when a pitcher warms up between innings, the signs a catcher uses to communicate with the pitcher, and so much more.