With just a cold beer in his hand and a goofy grin on his face, recently-dumped Jake Timberlake is a lovable loser trying to move on with his life one misadventure at a time. It doesn't matter where he goes or what he does, Jake never fails to cause trouble. Jake's adventures take him all over the country in search of cheap beer, big fun and loose women. He winds up sleeping in his truck in Panama City, Florida on a one-man Spring Break. He finds himself drenched in urine and wandering the streets of Savannah, Georgia on St. Patrick's Day. The hits just keep on coming but Jake takes it all in stride; that's exactly the way he likes it. Along the way, Jake learns his most important lesson: Just because everyone else is in a hurry to settle down doesn't mean he has to be-- he's having way too much fun.
A ranch for the runaway bride Weeks before her wedding, Emily Weber walks away from her planned society shindig and her cheating fiancé—straight to her cousin's New Mexico ranch.
Not only were they an unreal light green, but they were smiling, and his entire face was surrounded by ... He might be the most handsome man she'd ever seen in real life, and if it wasn't for the slight crook in his nose where he'd ...
I just don't want the jackass dragging this out. I want it done.” “Did you tell your attorney that?” “Yes. He's spreading the word.” When she looked at him again, she grinned. “You were mad at me.” He laughed. “I guess.
I clicked the silver stake into place and demanded, “I didn't smack you around enough the first time, jackass? You had to come back for seconds?” Mr. Tall, Blond, and Bite-y stared, tilting his gorgeous head and staring at me as if I ...
They'd done absolutely nothing because he wasn't jackass enough to rebound into the world of women by wanting to fuck Julia's best friend. If more than a year had gone by, did that make Chelsea a rebound? He turned the key, ...
Rebound asked genuinely . " It means something , Governor , I just don't know what yet . It's a feeling I get . Give me a few days and I'll explore it . ” “ Do you guys think I have to debate this jackass ? ” Rebound asked .
Kristy said, “And for my best friend for always being there to talk to.” Kristy slightly kissed me on the cheek. “Ijustthank God my mom allowed me to move back in I wasn'tgoing to be a jackass and lookto be her rebound. ago.” I said.
John HAVLICEK : The Hall of Famer lives in Weston , Massachusetts , and owns many businesses , including several Wendy's restaurants . CHICK HEARN : Still does play - by - play for the Lakers . Tom HEINSOHN : The Hall of Fame forward ...
She had beautiful blue eyes and long, straight dark hair. Her voice had a husky, sexy tone to it. In many ways, she reminded Veronica of Demi Moore. And who wouldn't want to take Demi Moore home and get to know her better?
That's what most girls do when they're on the rebound. They come to this pimp and I take their minds ... I could have literally knocked out my own brother with one punch, but it was his job to be a jackass. Jackass-loving people buy the ...