Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon the English Language

Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon the English Language
ISBN-10
1423608917
ISBN-13
9781423608912
Series
Anguished English
Category
Humor
Pages
192
Language
English
Published
2006-04-19
Publisher
Gibbs Smith
Author
Richard Lederer

Description

Anguished English is the impossibly funny anthology of accidental assaults upon our common language. From bloopers and blunders to Signs of the Times to Mixed-Up Metaphors . . . from Two-Headed Headlines to Mangling Modifiers . . . it's a collection that will leave you roaring with delight and laughter. Help wanteds: Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.Two-Headed Headlines: Grandmother of eight makes hole in one! Doctor testifies in horse suit.Modern-Day Malapropisms: I suffer from a deviant septum.

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