Anguished English is the impossibly funny anthology of accidental assaults upon our common language. From bloopers and blunders to Signs of the Times to Mixed-Up Metaphors . . . from Two-Headed Headlines to Mangling Modifiers . . . it's a collection that will leave you roaring with delight and laughter. Help wanteds: Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.Two-Headed Headlines: Grandmother of eight makes hole in one! Doctor testifies in horse suit.Modern-Day Malapropisms: I suffer from a deviant septum.
... of bloopers make your life even more delicious—tastier, sweeter, spicier, juicier, even meatier—and a lot easier to swallow. If you would like to contribute to the next feast of flubbery, please send your most super-duper bloopers ...
I had already shared the insurance and school note bloopers as read - alouds . The students usually laugh so loudly that I will only share Anguished ... If you'd like to share your super - duper bloopers with me , please wing them to ...
Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language
To help all you super - duper blooper snoopers to select which goodies to send me , I offer a concise guide and official grading system . No item winged my way is ever stigmatized with a failing grade , but only solid A's and B's make ...
During the six years since tbe publication of Anguished English, Richard Lederer has collected more than 15,000 new examples of embarrassing, excruciating, and egregious errors in English. Two thousand of the best are in this book.
In CRAZY ENGLISH, Lederer frolics through the logic-boggling byways of our language, discovering the names for phobias you didn't know you could have, the longest words in our dictionaries, and the shortest sentence containing every letter ...
I am sometimes asked if I invent any of the bloopers that appear in my collections. ... Sure, I happen to happen on some items myself, but the vast bulk are sent me by a conspiracy of super duper blooper snoopers all around our globe.
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Master verbalist Richard Lederer, America's "Wizard of Idiom" (Denver Post), presents a love letter to the most glorious of human achievements.