You Think That's Why I Slept With You?: One Player's Guide to Seducing Women With Responses from Three of Them

ISBN-10: 1451571194
ISBN-13: 9781451571196
Category: Humor
Pages: 150
Language: English
Published: 2010-04-08
Publisher: CreateSpace
Author: Anne Wright

Description

"Nothing's more painful than watching some jerk try to pick up a hot chick and fail miserably. There are so many classic mistakes that guys make-and they're always avoidable. I can't evade my destiny any longer. I must write the classic seduction manual of our time. Hell, nobody else is remotely as qualified as I am for this job."So begins the story of Casanova Wright. "Cass" is a pseudonym for a consummate player who selflessly agreed to take time out from his busy social and sexual calendar to create these 25 rules for getting women into bed.What Cass doesn't know is that three of his ex-girlfriends have agreed to read and respond to each chapter. Marie dated Cass several years ago and now counts him among her oldest friends. Marie finds Cass' exploits amusing-the way you laugh at annoying tantrum-throwing toddlers. Since she is happily married, Marie figures Cass will eventually find himself in a mature relationship, but she doesn't think it will happen soon.Chris is a firecracker. In her responses, Chris calls them as she sees them-sometimes agreeing with Cass, sometimes disagreeing, but always responding in a painfully honest manner (and typically using a great many expletives).Rebecca is Cass' most recent ex-girlfriend. As you would expect, she is more than a little bitter about the callous way Cass dumped her. She is even more disturbed, however, by the fact that she most often agrees with his rules.From "Never Date a Girl Who Hates Her Dad" to "Don't Keep Count" and "Shut Up Already," Cass dishes out some of the most candid and worthwhile dating and mating rules available today. Ladies, be warned. You will be offended, but you will also learn a lot. Gentlemen, start your engines. The game is on.

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