First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.
In A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future, Michael draws on his own life experiences to make a case that real learning happens when "life goes skidding sideways.
We were cooling our heels outside the Oval Office in the act of White House, waiting to meet with President Obama, and I was admiring Brian's perfectly tailored new suit. He was usually a pretty casual dresser, so I commented on his ...
(Applause Libretto Library). Book by Burt Shevelove and Larry Gelbart Introduction by Larry Gelbart "This brazenly retro Broadway musical, inspired by Plautus, is as timeless as comedy itself.
Foster. Manor. ONE. NIGHT IN 2005 my son Griffin called me into his room in the old house we were living in at the time. He had just turned three, but he was still very adamant that when I was home, he wanted me to stay in his room with ...
A memoir by the 1940s pitching sensation looks back at a career playing for thirteen teams in four countries from the 1940s to the 1960s.
This is the wonderfully wacky world of celebrated international author-illustrator team Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the duo behind Junior Library Guild selections I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . .
Collection of humorous stories, quotes, and anecdotes about the school librarians.
In A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Gynecologic Oncology Unit at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center of New York City, Halley Feiffer slays in a work that’s dark and disturbing and yet totally hilarious.
Ancient Greece and Rome aren't usually remembered for their sense of humor.
Chaos ensues when Evie's oldest sibling, Michael, announces that he is getting married--in London to his pregnant girlfriend no one in the family knows.