What are the cards trying to say to you? Lovers who break up with you, exes who mistreat you, jerks who ghost you, not to mention cheaters, narcissists, and straight-up liars--China Aiko Noelle is here to provide a life preserver for anyone brave enough to heal the wounds left by past love traumas and invite the universe to make love feel better again. A gifted tarot queen, she shares her expertise by relating no-holds-barred advice, hilarious and horrifying stories from those she has assisted, and a framework for understanding your own love life through the storytelling powers of the 78 cards. Drew a Death card? Don't fret: this potent Scorpio energy may just mean a bad situation is ending. Ace of Cups? You might be about to meet someone special . . . . . . But if you see a Seven of Swords, you might want to watch your back! China has answers to all of your questions and more. Remember, there's a method for understanding the universe, but you have to know when it's about to send you a sign!