The Best Ever Book of Police Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Police Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
ISBN-10
1468080180
ISBN-13
9781468080186
Category
Humor
Pages
106
Language
English
Published
2011-12-12
Publisher
CreateSpace
Author
Mark Geoffrey Young

Description

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of police jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Police Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of police jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one police joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many police jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do police wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A police officer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The police officer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the police officer.The police officer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the police officer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do police officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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