Things aren't going well for private investigator and mom Margie Peterson. Her husband, Blake, is claiming his taste for drag queens is "just a phase." Her first-grade daughter isn't fitting in at her new posh elementary school, Holy Oaks Catholic School. And her hippie mother has swept into town and replaced the family's store of processed foods with seaweed snacks. To top it all off, a late-night phone call from her boss, Peaches Barlowe, has pulled Margie into a very strange murder case, one that involves the Holy Oaks headmaster, George Cavendish. Poor man--he just happened to die in a dominatrix's pink vinyl wading pool while wearing nothing but Aquaman tights and goggles. As it turns out, there are a lot of people who might have wanted Mr. Cavendish dead, from his bereaved, betrayed widow to the shady owners of the local strip joint. Not even Margie's best friend, whose daughter didn't get into Holy Oaks, is above suspicion. Can the overtaxed PI solve the case before things get even weirder?
"Mother Knows Best presents a sustained critique of the leading mothering advice literature of the past decade or so. With a cuttingedge approach and a frank, "talking back" tone, the...
With its combination of hysterical one-liners and hilarious retro photos, "Mother Knows Best" is the perfect gift for moms with a subliminal sense of humor.
". . . I enthusiastically recommend this compelling book, not only for every parent of a child with special health care needs, but for every parent.
"Her characters are so real...They'll stick with you long after the book ends."—Hope Edelman, Motherless Daughters "A poignant, powerful novel."—Jillian Medoff, bestselling author of I Couldn't Love You More and Hunger Point
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Every aspect of training is covered, from the basics of puppy training to structured obedience exercises, in sufficient detail and sufficient examples to show you how you can apply the advice to your own situation." —Cornell University ...
Baby Knows Best is based on Gerber's belief in babies' natural abilities to develop at their own pace, without coaxing from helicoptering or hovering parents.
Here is the book that finally sets the record straight on the received wisdom and commonly accepted notions we’ve all routinely followed for generations.
Throughout the Villains series, the Odd Sisters have meddled in the lives of the Wicked Queen, The Beast, Ursula, Maleficent, and Mother Gothel, changing the course of fate for the greatest villains ever known.