Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. From bed head to bad dates and everything in between, this handbook has the perfect excuse to get you off the hook. Updated to include excuses for men, women, kids, and robots (okay may not robots), this handbook has everything you need to dodge responsibility time and time again. Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. With time honored excuses like “the traffic was terrible” and more unique options like “Jesus drank wine,” you’re sure to have a definitive way to say: “It wasn’t MY fault.”
This definitive guide covers the entire gambit of self-justifications, so everyone from the frustrated CEO to the mid-level executive, from the soccer mom to the lazy student can convincingly say: It’s not MY fault!
This is a laugh-out-loud book from the same author team that brought you THE COMPLETE EXCUSES HANDBOOK.
In need of a new excuse? Teacher growing tired of "the dog ate my homework"? The Ultimate Excuse Generator is here to help!
Provides techniques for creating excuses to handle and avoid manipulative people and unpleasant situations.
Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.
If you enjoy maximizing your vacation, sick and personal days, and you seek more knowledge about the techniques others have used to take much deserved time off, this book is for you.
The perfect golf gift for men who always have the perfect excuse for their golf misfortunes, 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot is the ideal father's day gift, gag gift, or present for that friend in your golf league whose excuses are always a ...
Has it ever happened to you that you don't want to go out with someone or do something and don't have an excuse ready? Thanks to this book, it will never happen again.
Tom Gates, master of excuses, expert doodler and hilarious story writer is back -- and making the most of his holiday!
Excuses Begone! (Volume 2 of 2) (EasyRead Super Large 24pt Edition)