Better than a Valentine's Day card, how about a usable notebook instead of a throwaway card. This funny Valentine's day gag gift is great for your husband, wife, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend, dog lovers, or anyone you would want to give a Valentine to that would appreciate the sarcastic and humorous quote on the cover. The first page is like a card and says Happy Valentine's Day where you can write the person's name you are giving it to and sign your own name. Convenient and handy small 6" x 9" size paperback soft cover book with 100 pages.