No Reading Allowed: The WORST Read-Aloud Book Ever
- ISBN-10
- 1728206596
- ISBN-13
- 9781728206592
- Category
- Juvenile Nonfiction
- Pages
- 48
- Language
- English
- Published
- 2020-11
- Publisher
- Sourcebooks Explore
- Authors
- Chris Carpenter, Raj Haldar
Description
From the #1 NEW YORK TIMES bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL comes another hilarious, fresh look at the English language! The hero had super vision. The hero had supervision. Man, a tea sounds great. Manatee sounds great! Sir Francies Bacon Sir, France is bakin'! What is going on here?! You can't believe everything you hear!A single word can have many different meanings. And sometimes two words that sound alike can be spelled completely differently. Ptolemy the pterodactyl is back to show us all how absurd and fun language can be when homophones, homonyms, and tricky punctuation are at play! No Reading Allowedallows children and their parents to laugh together while also learning something new. Perfect for baby gifts, birthday gifts, teacher gifts, and anyone who finds humor in the absurdity of the English language.
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