Excuses, Excuses: How to Duck, Weave and Wriggle Out of Any Situation
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Excuses, excuses
Provides humorous excuses to avoid cleaning bedrooms, visiting relatives, going to the dentist, etc.
"Bad excuses are worse than none", observed Dr. Thomas Fuller--but with this witty, enormously entertaining (and extremely useful) book, you'll never search for a convenient alibi again, whether you're misleading a Congressional committee ...
You can read them anywhere you like, even in class, but don't get caught . . . unless you've got a really good excuse! A welcome reissue of this best-loved collection of school poems.
Kids will find these excuses uproariously funny and downright giggle-inducing. Morning, noon, and night -- anytime is a great time for some new excuses.
Story is based on children making excuses for being late to school.